This is my whole life.
literally college
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Woody:
You are a toy
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Buzz:
Bitch I might be
Exchange Rates
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1 Like = 100 Prayers
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How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
(Source: racismschool)
nkfr:
That….is sick
For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.
The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.
the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen
What the shit?
so… freaking… beautiful.
I bet I would punch, stab and shoot myself just trying to load this thing hah
ABOUT TIME I’VE BEEN HERE FOR 3 HOURS!!!!
(Source: cineraria)
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife
Why I would love to marry an animator
july 4th, 1776
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britain:
wHOA i just lost 13 followers wtf
What
(Source: etherealwalrus)
i was an athiest until i realised i was god